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Alright guys ! I must go attend hell. I mean jail. I mean school. But I’d love to come back from that shitplace to see a message or two, maybe ? I’m here to help. Always.
No judgement,
- Aurin
Hi I'm really nervous about my first kiss because i feel like I'm really old for it (16), I live in a really small town so the opportunity never really arose. I have a thing with a guy and he wants to kss me! What's it like and how do I get un- nervous?!
It’s like losing your LIP VIRGINITY ! It’s only perf when you do it with someone you really like. Mine as well as Im sure the majority of everyone else’s of this generation’s first kiss was horrible because we don’t understand the meaning of things when it’s lost. And to some people, kissing isn’t really a big thing, but you’re first kiss does mean a wittle something. Like the first time you swap spit with someone ! That’s important, and when you do it with the right guy it can be like one of those Fairytale, Tay Swift, Hallmark movie kisses ! BOOM POW ! And, there’s really no way to calm your nerves, I believe. If you can just possess some poise for the time being - your moment of sucking face will be legendary.
Please don’t come back positive of mouth herpes
-Aurin
A lot of people at my school are assuming that I like the new guy. He's popular, plays basketball, track, etc. we have the same group of friends, and I think I may like him but I kind of back away from the idea because he hasn't show me any signs or anything that he likes me. But it's the little things he does just makes me smile, he makes me forget about my past. Sometimes he sits with me in class, and it makes me so happy but I don't want it to be obvious that I like him. what should I do?
JUMP HIM HIS BONES ! No, kidding. Yo, if you’re feeling this guy then you should go for it. The worst he can say is ” HELLLLLL NAW ! ” Right ? Seems pretty simple to me, babes.
-Aurin
can you please let your followers know that im giving out advice to anyone and i'd love some asks?? :) thanks!
Another friend looking to help people right here! ^^
Hey I am starting an advice blog. Will you tell your followers I follow back and I am always here if they need anhthing? Thanks ^-^
Follow this girl! ^ ♥
Hi, firstly I just want to say I love your blog and I think you give really amazing advice :) and secondly I was wondering if you could let your followers know about the new help and advice blog ive set up in memory of Amanda todd? the urls "heavensgainedanangel" and it would be great if people could just check it out as I love trying to help people <3
If anyone is looking for a new advice blog here ya go! ^^^
I’ll be off for a few cause I believe I smell food but hopefully someone else will come on and answer you guy’s questions and all that jazzy jizz. If not then I’ll be back… like the damn terminator. PEACE !
This guy and I have been talking for 3 months(long distance) and I really like him, but at times I feel like I'm bothering him and he's just nice. I know he likes me too, but hasn't admitted to it. However, I later found out he lied about his name, but I've sorted that out with him because he's a great guy. I can't help but feel like maybe I'm too clingy to something that isn't even there. What should I do?
Ask him. Be like ” YO ! AM I ALL UP IN YOUR KOOL - AID ! CAUSE I SHOLL DO KNOW THE FAVOR ! ” ( Word that however way you please babes ). But that’s your best go, just ask him. And if you can’t do that then just do what you would regularly do if you feel like you’re being too clingy with someone and give him space. If he says something about you being distant than you know he wasn’t bothered. But if not then he’ll be grateful you backed up off his junk. Ha. I said junk. What could I possibly mean by that ?
Ha. Junk is dick btw
-Aurin
Hahaha!! You answered that one like I was a girl but I'm a boy! That's why it's depressing me since he is actually flirting with girls
Mind fuck ! You’re a boy ! Damn ! You couldn’t have conveyed that info earlier. Ha, well whatever. Same rules apply. He’s still gay. You can’t stray from you’re true character. Don’t worry about this whole ” Oh, wait. Oops, I’m really straight ! ” Thing cause it won’t last long. And if it does, it’ll eat him up inside. So just wait it out. But hey ! You can still drug him and rape him and fake pregnancy ! I CAN STILL HELP YOU OUT BOYYY ! Emphasis on the boy ! ««3
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- Aurin
{Anon who is done and wants to kill herself} I feel like everything is falling apart. When I'm depressed, I feel like there's a huge weight on top of me... I can't eat anything at all... I'm afraid to eat... and I can't stop hurting myself... Today, I felt like a rush of sadness and anger and I really really really wanted to cut. idk how to stop. My teachers are starting to become suspicious and if they find out they'll tell my mom:( I'm just done nobody would care if I was gone anyways...
I would care anon. I definitely would care. Matter of fact I’ll put this message on the back of a milk carton and hunt you down until I know you’re still alive. I’ll call Nazi’s and tell them to bring you to me. I’ll send out an amber alert/search warrant/WHERE DEE FAWK U @ blimp and sail it around the country. But really, we all have one sole purpose in life. This is the meaning of life right here !: To love and to be loved. Stop focusing on the idea of not being loved and go out and love someone else. They’ll surely return the favor. Its what we’re humanly trained to do, babe. See, I love you. hell I’d dry hump your goddamn leg if was with you right now. I’d lick your face, and that’s a bloody promise.
Ha, love me back and stay strong, lovely
-Aurin
